I've noticed that my new Earth friends really like to keep things tidy. Socks in one drawer, briefs in another. They seem particularly fond of sorting and keeping their belongings in plastic containers called Rubbermaid. How fascinating.

Unfortunately, keeping things in their proper places can be distressing for certain members of the species. That means I should hurry along and start my Organizing E-mail assignment. If my Earth friends give me 15 minutes of their time, I'll show them how to sort and store their important e-mail messages. This is @tom. Signing off...