Trans-galactic Travelog: Entry X19-1 Noorf dreg zyxlphoom...Testing 1, 2, 3... Astro-syntax decodifier engaged! I have landed safely on planet Earth. Lush trees, ample water, fresh faces. It's megalithic! I can hardly wait to establish contact with the big-nosed inhabitants. I will start by showing Earthlings how to compose, send, and receive e-mail messages. This should be an easy task as my Lonely Universe book says that Earthlings are quick learners. I predict my Sending and Receiving assignment will only take 10-15 minutes to complete. This is @tom, signing off...