Mrs. Lopez, I've got exactly what you need--Microsoft Office 2000!
Oh my! Office 2000! I've heard so many good things about this. Thank you, thank you so much, Mr. Millennium! You've really saved the day! Um--just one little thing. I've never used Office 2000 before. Could you please show us how to use it for our science fair?
You want me to show you how to use this? I, uh… I guess I could give you a few pointers, but Office 2000 is really quite easy to--
You're the best! Oooh! My students are going to be so excited!