I've been involved in quite a few fund-raising events, you know? I've got something here you might be able to use...     Mr. Millennium. I'm just wondering. Why are you so curious about Office 2000?   Oh, I just want to find out how your students are using it in the classroom--that's all!   Oh good! I thought maybe you were one of those zany ED Quarters agents trying to set me up with some prehistoric contraption. Those guys just don't have a clue about the latest technology tools!