Greetings from the future! My name is Blip and this is my schoolmate, Pixel. We've come here using a time machine to do a report for our cyberschool.

That's right. We're from the year 2300. We're traveling to the past - or your present - to study how kids liked railroads, the icebox, and phonographs. Who knows? Maybe we'll meet Abraham Lincoln... Then we can create a w-e-b-s-i-t-e using this amazing futuristic device called FrontPage.

Uh, Pixel, I think you're a few years off. We're in the late 1900's. You know... coffee shops, nose rings, and cubicles. They know what web sites are and people already use FrontPage.

Oh. Well, let's get started then.